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God’s Great Grace (and a joke!)

I have so much to say lately, but can’t seem to process my thoughts or find the time (er, discipline) to sit and write.  I’ve been feeling a little drained. As I was thinking about how grateful I am for God’s grace, this silly joke kept popping up in my mind.  I heard it last week at bible study and thought I’d pass it along.

Heavenly Rates

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works. You need 100 points to make it into heaven. You tell me all the good things you’ve done, and I give you a certain number of points for each item, depending on how good it was. When you reach 100 points, you get in.”

“Okay,” the man says, “I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart.”

“That’s wonderful,” says St. Peter, “that’s worth three points!”

“Three points?” he says. “Well, I attended church all my life and supported its ministry with my tithe and service.”

“Terrific!” says St. Peter, “that’s certainly worth a point.”

“One point? Golly. How about this: I started a soup kitchen in my city and worked in a shelter for homeless veterans.”

“Fantastic, that’s good for two more points,” he says.

“TWO POINTS!!” the man cries, “At this rate the only way I get into heaven is by the grace of God!”

“Exactly, son! Come on in!”

✝

Each time he said, “My grace is all you need. My power works best in weakness.” So now I am glad to boast about my weaknesses, so that the power of Christ can work through me.

2 Corinthians 12:9

Praise God for HIS perfect and sustaining grace! Happy Tuesday.

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  1. Mrs. Kravitz says

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    A great grace (and joke) it is!!! Blessings to you this day!

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